''Maybe You Touched Your Genitals'' - hand sanitizer
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"Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" - hand sanitizer
Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you involve other people, though. Handshakes, high-fives, and thumb wars are dangerous to the rest of us unless the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer has been used.
Our 2-ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded CORONA-virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!
Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 2oz.